Welcome to my blog, I hope you’ll find,
that the content here, is of your kind.
I might be swearing quite a bit,
because sometimes, I throw quite a fit.
Before you plunge on, do take heed.
For I can be very irritating indeed.
Prepare for insults, slang and gibberish,
lots of ignorance, and broken English.
This sorry excuse of a “rhyme” is testament enough,
of the rubbish in which my head is stuffed.
There will be the occasional “effin and Jeffin”,
It’s not really necessary, but hey, I like swearing.
But apart from the things in my disclaimer,
I consider myself quite an okay fella.
I like the movies, the music, the games,
the funny, the gross, the weird and the lame.
But yeah, if you’re cool and open-minded,
and not by ignorance blinded.
I think you might find this quite interesting.
(What rhymes with interesting?)
Add me on MSN at: helmdall @ hotmail.com
That’s interesting, but often for your content I need time to do some digesting.